Pat lands an elite RB and elite TE in blockbuster with his own wife
By Teddy Blockbuster · 26d ago
Pat, aka PatBerry, made another trade. Shocking absolutely no one who has watched the "Out of Business" rebrand fail to stick.
This one hits close to home. PatBerry sent De'Von Achane and Omarion Hampton, both weekly RB starters, to DamnBrit. In return, he landed James Cook, an elite RB, and Brock Bowers, an elite TE.
The trade addict struck again, and this time the target was his own household. PatBerry now controls one of the best RB-TE combos in the league, headlined by Bowers, a true difference-maker at a thin position. That's a lot of firepower for two players who, while solid weekly starters, don't move the needle like an elite RB and an elite TE do.
DamnBrit's side makes some sense if she was light at running back and needed two bodies over one star — RB depth is real value, and Achane and Hampton both start most weeks. But quantity rarely beats quality when the quality includes a top-tier tight end. This looks like a trade Pat wins clearly on paper.
Whether it stays that way depends on health and target share, but as of Sep 15, PatBerry got the best players in the deal. Somewhere, the league chat is already asking who negotiated harder at the dinner table.