Pat trades again, insists he's still retired

PatBerry sent Davante Adams and Marvin Harrison to DamnBrit for Jaylen Waddle. Two flex-worthy wide receivers for one flex-worthy wide receiver, straight up.

On paper, this is a volume play. DamnBrit turns one roster spot into two, both graded the same tier as what she gave up. That's on brand for a manager Will has nicknamed the perma rebuilder — she didn't downgrade talent, she just added bodies, and bodies are currency when you're the type to hoard picks.

PatBerry, meanwhile, consolidated two similar assets into one. That's a stars-and-scarcity approach, betting Waddle's role outweighs the combined depth of Adams and Harrison. It's also mildly funny given his team is literally named "Out of Business" after his last trade blew up the league — the man swore off trading and then made one anyway.

Value-wise, this reads as fair. Nobody fleeced anybody; three flex-worthy names moved and the tiers matched up. DamnBrit gets flexibility and lineup options, PatBerry gets to bet on one player over two. Call it a lateral move dressed up as activity — which, for PatBerry, is basically Tuesday.