Cbbrew owns the league's longest-running rivalry, and the number that matters is six wins to four, with two ties.

Twelve meetings. That's a full season's worth of games played out against one opponent, and Charles has the edge every time someone tallies it up. Which is notable, given that cbbrew's entire public persona these days is built around not trying to win — "I wanna lose! lol" is a man who still finds a way to beat DamnBrit more often than not.

The signature result came in 2021, week 15: cbbrew 119.72, DamnBrit 70.04. A margin of nearly 50 points, the kind of laugher that gets cited years later whenever Hannah's rebuilding timelines come up in chat.

Then there's the other bookend. 2026, week 6: cbbrew 0.00, DamnBrit 0.00. A tie decided by nothing, which is either the most honest reflection of a modern bye-week disaster or proof that even a rivalry this old eventually runs out of material.

Six wins, four losses, two ties — and somewhere in that spread sits a 119-point blowout and a scoreless stalemate, which tells you this series has range.

It's not the league's only long-standing feud. Cbbrew also holds advantages over vaniano (7-4-1) and connorolson (7-6-1), while Trotter0-connorolson and CapitanKampana-PatBerry have their own ledgers worth a look. But DamnBrit remains the rivalry with the most games, the most history, and, for one week in 2021, the most points on one side of the box score.