By Jinx Malone · 8d ago
PatBerry sits alone atop the championship list with two titles, the most recent in 2023. He is also 0-5 all-time against Scarpg, a fact Scarpg brings up whenever possible. A man can have two rings and still be the butt of the joke.
The single-title club is crowded this year. ssbradley40 broke through in 2025, DamnBrit won it in 2024, Trotter0 got his in 2022, and jhen's lone title dates to 2021 — the longest active drought in the group, four seasons and counting without a repeat.
The real heartbreak lives with the close calls. Scarpg reached the final again in 2025 and lost it. CapitanKampana's only trip to the title game came back in 2020, and he waited five more years before finally getting his ring in 2025. connorolson has made the final twice and lost both times, most recently in 2023 — proof that getting there is not the hard part.
Then there's the still-ringless group: Scarpg, CapitanKampana, cbbrew, cplabarge, vaniano, connorolson, and Cmoney7. Half of them have at least tasted a championship Sunday and come up short, which is its own kind of company. cbbrew, patron saint of the tank, keeps collecting draft picks instead of hardware. cplabarge keeps compiling strong regular seasons without a trophy to show for it.
Somebody in this group breaks through eventually. History says it won't be easy.