PatBerry's two titles keep him alone atop the standings, but the ring count undersells how much company he has at the bottom

PatBerry is the most decorated manager in Fake Football League history, with titles in 2020 and 2023 — a two-ring résumé built on the same nonstop wheeling and dealing that makes half the league groan every time his name pops up in the group chat. Nobody else has more than one.

Everybody else with a ring got there once. ssbradley40 broke through in 2025, DamnBrit in 2024, Trotter0 in 2022, jhen in 2021. jhen's title is now the oldest on the board — four years and counting since the last celebration, with no repeat in sight.

Then there's the ringless class: Scarpg, CapitanKampana, cbbrew, cplabarge, vaniano, connorolson, Cmoney7. Some of them have gotten agonizingly close. Scarpg lost the championship game as recently as 2025. CapitanKampana's waiver-wire wizardry hasn't yet produced a title, and his one shot at the final, back in 2020, ended in a loss. connorolson has been there twice — 2023 the latest — and left with nothing both times, which stings more than never making it at all.

cbbrew, patron saint of the tank, keeps preaching the long game while the picks pile up. cplabarge, vaniano and Cmoney7 are still looking for their first taste of anything. The banners are up. The waiting continues.