Manager
PatBerry
🏆 3
Titles
14
Seasons
107-59
Career record
64%
Win %
Slanted Boys — 2025 The Fake Football League
| Player | Pts | Value | |
|---|---|---|---|
| QB |  Bo Nix |
304.8 | 1,584 |
| QB |  Jacoby Brissett |
142.5 | 62 |
| RB |  De'Von Achane |
169.0 | 7,721 |
| RB |  Ashton Jeanty |
129.0 | 5,716 |
| RB |  Quinshon Judkins |
156.8 | 2,838 |
| RB |  Tyrone Tracy |
109.1 | 180 |
| RB |  Emanuel Wilson |
40.3 | — |
| WR |  Luther Burden |
24.4 | 2,541 |
| WR |  Terry McLaurin |
75.3 | 2,141 |
| WR |  Marvin Harrison |
24.6 | 1,554 |
| WR |  Troy Franklin |
48.0 | — |
| TE |  Trey McBride |
252.9 | 5,644 |
| TE |  Darren Waller |
60.5 | 9 |
| K |  Andy Borregales |
69.0 | — |
| DEF |  Patriots |
102.0 | — |
| DEF |  49ers |
9.0 | — |
Final roster of the 2025 season; Pts = fantasy points scored for this team that year.